Saturday, July 14, 2007
ohmygod.
TWO GUYS!
EXCUSE ME??!!
why am i crushing on TWO GUYS now?!!!
i said b4 i'm despo.
but not THIS despo.
TWO GUYS.
both ultra ultra super duper nice.
very gentlemenly(:
oh my.
why TWO GUYS???
eunice chong told me that it was pretty obvious that wo gen ********* you shen me ai mei.
then at the end of the lesson,
she asked me,
are u doing the same thing for *******?
OHMYGOD.
i'm afraid i am!!!!
SIGHS.
but they're both like the nicest ppl la.
both have their own faults,
be it in height or in braces(:
HAI.
how despo can lor jun ying get?!
wo yao sha si wo zi ji.
wo zen neng ai shang LIANG ge ren ne?
wo jue de wo hen dui bu qi *** yin wei shi ta xian dui wo zhe me hao de.
ke shi...
wo que ye ai shang le ***
SIGHS.
anyway,
during mindchamps class,
my group changed our dear name to
fat fathers.
ya and 1 mum.
so the name of the group is:
*drumroll*
fat fathers and one mum.
you know why there's one mum?
cos its me.
thankuthankuthanku. NOT.
so we had to do group work.
AND IT WAS THE UGLIEST GROUP WORK I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
first there was this BIG logo of our group right SPLAT in the middle
and its not even NICE.
its this big roundish thing that isn't even circular and timothy jus kept writing using his ultra ugly disgusting filthy yucky suckish handwriting to write on it.
and those guys were SO NOISY.
i got so pissed,
i snatched the paper and i finished the whole work for them.
PISSED.
and guess wat joshua said.
"oh she's having mensus now."
nicholas: whats that? ( walao. he'll nvr have a wife in the future)
joshua: oh menstruation...(sounded like mensuration)
me: mensuration or menstruation???
as usual, nobody heard me.
u know this really reminds me of gerald dylan...
cos he kept saying i have mensus when i dun!
u can check my panties if u want *evil grin*
b4 we had grp work,
timothy had that R-cube thingy...
u know... the nj one...
then i ask him whether he's going.
he said no.
i said: why did u buy it for then?
then he said its 5 ppl share cost.
NOBODY'S GOING.
i had that okkkk -.-" look.
then during the grp work time,
he asked me to go to sentosa for the walk on 11th august.
then that STUUUUPID joshua(hate him btw) said,
"weh why u taking her to sentosa?"
EXCUSE ME(ang moh qiang)!!
then the stuuuupid fat fathers(u see this doesn include me, bcos i'm a mama(:)
made the tcher angry ok.
cos i had said smth(ORH-HOH! GUILTY PARTY!)
nicholas had drawn this thing which consists of a str8 line, a circular turn and another circular turn,
so that there'll be 2 corners,
one ending on a tip,
the other is joining the two turns.
so i was suuuper pissed with them for saying i had mensus,
i said:
u know what this looks like?
*point to the tip* this is a penis
*point to the joining two turns one* and this is a testis.
understand?
ALL THE GUYS LAUGHED LA.
and they made EVEN MORE NOISE.
guess wat they did.
a)laugh and talk bout sick jokes.
b) draw the testis into round testicles and add hair
c) said how sick girls are this days.
well if u answered b) you're right!
YA AND THEY DREW IT ON THE GROUP WORK PAPER OK.
then the nicholas has this compulse for liquid-ing stuff.
he used the liquid paper and liquid-ed it away.
i was like
WHAT THE HELL ARE U DOING?!
ZUO LE JIU SUAN!
what the...
then walao said
"aiya dun need so gan cheong.
you're the only one gan cheong..."
excuse me?
without me,
our grp would NEVER finish the work.
ya call me teacher's pet,
but the teacher was right up tohis limits alr and i could tell he was gonna explode.
the group was VERY silent.
not bad for a bunch of fat fathers.
ya and the teacher wants me to be the "mum" to control them.
ya the funny thing is.
there's 5 fathers and one mum.
wat does that make me?
i said,
" NO NO I DUN WANNA BE A PROSTITUTE!"
wats their reaction?
a) laugh and say ya lor!
b) ignore as usual
well i'll go for the as usual one.
which was good.
then benjamin and i were doing far distance communication(:
for example
why u staring at me?!
would translate into u know the "what" head movement
whatever
would translate into roll eyes.
then daniel said that his ex-school, raffles institution,
was a super stress school and he suffered alot.
and ben look at me and i mouthed
"ya sooo bustardly."
dunno why with guys i have this great tendency of being sick
( as in the mind sick not the sick sick).
oh i'm sorry,
it's why i AM so sick.
eunice chong is offering to do matchmaking.
NOT.
TWO GUYS!
EXCUSE ME??!!
why am i crushing on TWO GUYS now?!!!
i said b4 i'm despo.
but not THIS despo.
TWO GUYS.
both ultra ultra super duper nice.
very gentlemenly(:
oh my.
why TWO GUYS???
eunice chong told me that it was pretty obvious that wo gen ********* you shen me ai mei.
then at the end of the lesson,
she asked me,
are u doing the same thing for *******?
OHMYGOD.
i'm afraid i am!!!!
SIGHS.
but they're both like the nicest ppl la.
both have their own faults,
be it in height or in braces(:
HAI.
how despo can lor jun ying get?!
wo yao sha si wo zi ji.
wo zen neng ai shang LIANG ge ren ne?
wo jue de wo hen dui bu qi *** yin wei shi ta xian dui wo zhe me hao de.
ke shi...
wo que ye ai shang le ***
SIGHS.
anyway,
during mindchamps class,
my group changed our dear name to
fat fathers.
ya and 1 mum.
so the name of the group is:
*drumroll*
fat fathers and one mum.
you know why there's one mum?
cos its me.
thankuthankuthanku. NOT.
so we had to do group work.
AND IT WAS THE UGLIEST GROUP WORK I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
first there was this BIG logo of our group right SPLAT in the middle
and its not even NICE.
its this big roundish thing that isn't even circular and timothy jus kept writing using his ultra ugly disgusting filthy yucky suckish handwriting to write on it.
and those guys were SO NOISY.
i got so pissed,
i snatched the paper and i finished the whole work for them.
PISSED.
and guess wat joshua said.
"oh she's having mensus now."
nicholas: whats that? ( walao. he'll nvr have a wife in the future)
joshua: oh menstruation...(sounded like mensuration)
me: mensuration or menstruation???
as usual, nobody heard me.
u know this really reminds me of gerald dylan...
cos he kept saying i have mensus when i dun!
u can check my panties if u want *evil grin*
b4 we had grp work,
timothy had that R-cube thingy...
u know... the nj one...
then i ask him whether he's going.
he said no.
i said: why did u buy it for then?
then he said its 5 ppl share cost.
NOBODY'S GOING.
i had that okkkk -.-" look.
then during the grp work time,
he asked me to go to sentosa for the walk on 11th august.
then that STUUUUPID joshua(hate him btw) said,
"weh why u taking her to sentosa?"
EXCUSE ME(ang moh qiang)!!
then the stuuuupid fat fathers(u see this doesn include me, bcos i'm a mama(:)
made the tcher angry ok.
cos i had said smth(ORH-HOH! GUILTY PARTY!)
nicholas had drawn this thing which consists of a str8 line, a circular turn and another circular turn,
so that there'll be 2 corners,
one ending on a tip,
the other is joining the two turns.
so i was suuuper pissed with them for saying i had mensus,
i said:
u know what this looks like?
*point to the tip* this is a penis
*point to the joining two turns one* and this is a testis.
understand?
ALL THE GUYS LAUGHED LA.
and they made EVEN MORE NOISE.
guess wat they did.
a)laugh and talk bout sick jokes.
b) draw the testis into round testicles and add hair
c) said how sick girls are this days.
well if u answered b) you're right!
YA AND THEY DREW IT ON THE GROUP WORK PAPER OK.
then the nicholas has this compulse for liquid-ing stuff.
he used the liquid paper and liquid-ed it away.
i was like
WHAT THE HELL ARE U DOING?!
ZUO LE JIU SUAN!
what the...
then walao said
"aiya dun need so gan cheong.
you're the only one gan cheong..."
excuse me?
without me,
our grp would NEVER finish the work.
ya call me teacher's pet,
but the teacher was right up tohis limits alr and i could tell he was gonna explode.
the group was VERY silent.
not bad for a bunch of fat fathers.
ya and the teacher wants me to be the "mum" to control them.
ya the funny thing is.
there's 5 fathers and one mum.
wat does that make me?
i said,
" NO NO I DUN WANNA BE A PROSTITUTE!"
wats their reaction?
a) laugh and say ya lor!
b) ignore as usual
well i'll go for the as usual one.
which was good.
then benjamin and i were doing far distance communication(:
for example
why u staring at me?!
would translate into u know the "what" head movement
whatever
would translate into roll eyes.
then daniel said that his ex-school, raffles institution,
was a super stress school and he suffered alot.
and ben look at me and i mouthed
"ya sooo bustardly."
dunno why with guys i have this great tendency of being sick
( as in the mind sick not the sick sick).
oh i'm sorry,
it's why i AM so sick.
eunice chong is offering to do matchmaking.
NOT.
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 7/14/2007
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