Saturday, February 03, 2007
haha
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hahahaha
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
GUESS WAT MY MATHS TCHER SAID?
SHE SAID 1/25 IS CORRECT.
MUAHAHAHAX
she got the qn from her ex-students sis
AND
SHE GOT 1/25
MUAHAHAHAX
but still.
i can't get full marks...
sighs.
COS OF TT STUPID LAST QN.
BOOHOOOOOOOS.
heck it la.
if all the rest correct,
i'll get 34/35...
AND IF SM1 GETS FULL MARKS.
I'LL BE SO DARN F*CK PISSED OFF.
anyway, today during mr chua maths class(diff from above),
he was soooooo amazed with my dad:)
DUH. MY DAD OF COURSE CAN SOLVE LOR.
he kept asking me about my dad's lvl of education.
should have told him its COLUMBIA PLAN ONE WOR...
not some rubbish school that he went.
that haolian pig for sure will meet his doom de lor!
he ask me how come i dun wanna do jackpot.
if i say its ms yeo's maths class taught me,
he would for sure kick me out of his class...
so, i said my dad taught me something like tt b4.
LIKE REAL.
my dad doesn have the patience to teach me:)
im tt hard to teach(LOL?)
then he was like OHH, SO U DIDN PULL BCOS U LEARN B4 LA.
me: uhh... ya if not like cheating like tt mah.
he: ur father so clever can teach ah?did he solve last week that qn?
me: ya.
he: HE SOLVE AH(SHOCK) wat method???
me: uhhh... 2 x square- x square?
he: WAHHHHHH.... correct...not bad ah... not bad ah... what lvl of education he have??? what university???
me: uhhh... university of adelaide...
he: adelaide ah... australia right?
me: uhhh ya(i also dunno why i pause...obvious la pls. adelaide in indonesia meh???)
he: i may ask some harder qns to your father...not bad ah... your father very clever...
WELL DUH.
my father is VERY clever ok.
heehee:)
i am a very lazy person.
i can be so lazy, as to not cross the road to take bus, but to walk home.
SO LAZY RIGHT?
i am also lazy when i jus dun wanna take up the nail clipper and clip nails:)
thats how lazy i am:)
during ms yeo's maths class,
i spent like 15min staring into space.
WAT WAS I THINKING ABOUT?
"looking thru the window wat do i see?
lanxin and MC DALE kissing tenderly.
i see their lips are touching.
i see their bodies are wrapped.
what are they doing?
something that is called sex!
one baby, 2 baby, 3 baby, 4. HEY
5 baby, 6 baby, many many more!"
then i was also thinking of the original version and nat's.
nat's is so much sicker, but its copyrighted, so cannot show.
original:
"looking thru the window wat do i see?
if u wanna chi xiang jiao(banana) come and look 4 me!
meet me under the moonlight.
meet me all alone.
meet me in the room, and i will show u more. HEY.
one banana, 2 banana, 3 banana,4 HEY
5 banana, 6 banana, many many more!"
lanxin's version of me:
"looking thru the window wat do i see?
_____ and _____ kissing tenderly./
i saw their lips touching
they realised they're not alone.
they went to the nearby room.
and i missed the show. HEY!
first little push
second little push
third one with a scream
HEY
4th little push
5th little push
doin it passionately"
SICK?
mine seems sooo clean
THESE ARE ALL COPYRIGHTED.
thank u.
i dare u guys to fill up the blanks up there.
HEEHEE:)
good night.
hahaha
hahahaha
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
GUESS WAT MY MATHS TCHER SAID?
SHE SAID 1/25 IS CORRECT.
MUAHAHAHAX
she got the qn from her ex-students sis
AND
SHE GOT 1/25
MUAHAHAHAX
but still.
i can't get full marks...
sighs.
COS OF TT STUPID LAST QN.
BOOHOOOOOOOS.
heck it la.
if all the rest correct,
i'll get 34/35...
AND IF SM1 GETS FULL MARKS.
I'LL BE SO DARN F*CK PISSED OFF.
anyway, today during mr chua maths class(diff from above),
he was soooooo amazed with my dad:)
DUH. MY DAD OF COURSE CAN SOLVE LOR.
he kept asking me about my dad's lvl of education.
should have told him its COLUMBIA PLAN ONE WOR...
not some rubbish school that he went.
that haolian pig for sure will meet his doom de lor!
he ask me how come i dun wanna do jackpot.
if i say its ms yeo's maths class taught me,
he would for sure kick me out of his class...
so, i said my dad taught me something like tt b4.
LIKE REAL.
my dad doesn have the patience to teach me:)
im tt hard to teach(LOL?)
then he was like OHH, SO U DIDN PULL BCOS U LEARN B4 LA.
me: uhh... ya if not like cheating like tt mah.
he: ur father so clever can teach ah?did he solve last week that qn?
me: ya.
he: HE SOLVE AH(SHOCK) wat method???
me: uhhh... 2 x square- x square?
he: WAHHHHHH.... correct...not bad ah... not bad ah... what lvl of education he have??? what university???
me: uhhh... university of adelaide...
he: adelaide ah... australia right?
me: uhhh ya(i also dunno why i pause...obvious la pls. adelaide in indonesia meh???)
he: i may ask some harder qns to your father...not bad ah... your father very clever...
WELL DUH.
my father is VERY clever ok.
heehee:)
i am a very lazy person.
i can be so lazy, as to not cross the road to take bus, but to walk home.
SO LAZY RIGHT?
i am also lazy when i jus dun wanna take up the nail clipper and clip nails:)
thats how lazy i am:)
during ms yeo's maths class,
i spent like 15min staring into space.
WAT WAS I THINKING ABOUT?
"looking thru the window wat do i see?
lanxin and MC DALE kissing tenderly.
i see their lips are touching.
i see their bodies are wrapped.
what are they doing?
something that is called sex!
one baby, 2 baby, 3 baby, 4. HEY
5 baby, 6 baby, many many more!"
then i was also thinking of the original version and nat's.
nat's is so much sicker, but its copyrighted, so cannot show.
original:
"looking thru the window wat do i see?
if u wanna chi xiang jiao(banana) come and look 4 me!
meet me under the moonlight.
meet me all alone.
meet me in the room, and i will show u more. HEY.
one banana, 2 banana, 3 banana,4 HEY
5 banana, 6 banana, many many more!"
lanxin's version of me:
"looking thru the window wat do i see?
_____ and _____ kissing tenderly./
i saw their lips touching
they realised they're not alone.
they went to the nearby room.
and i missed the show. HEY!
first little push
second little push
third one with a scream
HEY
4th little push
5th little push
doin it passionately"
SICK?
mine seems sooo clean
THESE ARE ALL COPYRIGHTED.
thank u.
i dare u guys to fill up the blanks up there.
HEEHEE:)
good night.
what did i do so wrong that you had to leave me alone ... at 2/03/2007
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